Jam's not on the table

On Sunday mornings I get up with the Kid and make pancakes. Usually too many to be eaten right away, so leftovers are available on the kitchen table.
Today, while Kid was sleeping, parents were playing video games. At one point we hear little feet coming down the stairs and stopping in the kitchen to pick up a pancake on their way to us.
After eating the first, fetching and finishing second, he's going for the third and I just tell him to brig the whole stack. Which he does. And then remembers about jam. "Jam's on the table!" He announces and is off to the kitchen. In a sec we hear in a low and quite disappointed voice "Jam's not on the table."

Gravity assisted pooping

2 weeks ago got a joyful message from Mom, that the Kid pooped in the potty for the first time. Ok, cool. Try doing it at home. Succeeded a week later. After torturing him for an hour and then a promise of ice cream. For the whole next day he walked around boasting to every body about it. Even woke up at night and announced it out loud, before falling back asleep.
But that was pretty much last of it. Except one time afterwards, where she convinced him to try doing it and he almost succeeded. Even ice cream doesn't help. Catching in process and putting down just stops the whole procedure. I guess he's not entirely ready yet.

Woo, another entry about pooping!